Shear Love
Sydney Smith shares his definition of a strong marriage.
Straightforward English
Read tales well told, and solve little problems of grammar
Tom Smith and his wife are better citizens if they have learned to value and practise straightforward English.
NL Clay, Straightforward English (1949)
Throughout his career, Victorian mill-owner and statesman Richard Cobden laboured to persuade his fellow MPs to throw off the jealousy that led them to wars, blockades, and sanctions, and let peace and prosperity grow through mutual respect and open trade. In our cover story, American journalist and fellow peace campaigner Elbert Green Hubbard tells us a little about how Cobden’s early life shaped him, and why his motto came to be Character Counts!
Welshman George Herbert turned down a promising career at Court to become a country clergyman in Bemerton, near Salisbury, where he served with gentle conscientiousness until his death from consumption in March 1633, just a month shy of his fortieth birthday. In A Well-Tuned Heart, Herbert’s contemporary Izaak Walton recalls an occasion when the mild-mannered clergyman got his hands (and much else besides) dirty helping a tradesman who had been dumped unceremoniously in the mud by his overloaded horse.
Two centuries later, Sydney Smith, another well-connected man of letters, also turned his back on what some might think to be greater things to serve as a rural clergyman; but the twinkle in his eye was much more noticeable. Find out what his definition of a successful marriage was, in Shear Love.
And finally, we read a touching tale of a Victorian commuter, who was quite literally Left Holding the Baby.
As always, each story is accompanied by some little brainteasers, playing with English words and the logic of sentences.
Issue 1
Sydney Smith shares his definition of a strong marriage.
Richard Cobden thought his employers were taking a big risk — on him.
A road accident made parish priest George Herbert late for his musical evening, but he was not a bit sorry.
A Victorian commuter arrived home carrying more than his briefcase.
What Clay Lane Stands For
NL Clay explains why the British public must talk back to their governors.
NL Clay urges us not to put too much faith in the judgment of experts.
Reading and writing seem to have taught us only slogans and labels.
Puzzles From a ’Fifties Classroom
01
Do whatever you like with these three words. Commit them to memory, and see if you can recall them later in the day. Think of words or phrases that have a similar or opposite meaning; or perhaps your word has more than one meaning. Use your word in a simile or a metaphor. Prove with sentences that it may be a noun, a verb, or some other grammatical class; or simply combine all three words together into one vivid sentence.
These words were picked at random.
02
These sentences come from David Copperfield by Charles Dickens. For each one, say whether it is a statement, a question, an exclamation, or a command, and explain your thinking. Then turn the sentence into one of the other types. For example, She was very kind to me (a statement) might become How kind she was to me! (an exclamation).
These are some sentences I came up with.
For more, see Think and Speak
03
English literature boasts a fine tradition of opinion pieces, from the pages of Joseph Addison’s Spectator in the early eighteenth century to today’s blogs. Now it’s your turn. Think about these topics, and then say what you have thought. Be whimsical, be serious, but be straightforward; and show that, like Miss Marple, you notice things.
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