Bad Day at Waterloo

HE said it was against their orders to remove even their own men; but that if they gained the day (and he understood that the Duke of Wellington was killed,* and that some of our battalions had surrendered), every attention in his power would be shown me. I complained of thirst, and he held his brandy-bottle to my lips, directing one of the soldiers to lay me straight on my side, and place a knapsack under my head. He then passed on into action — soon, perhaps, to want, though not receive, the same assistance; and I shall never know to whose generosity I was indebted, as I believe, for my life.

By and by another tirailleur came up, a fine young man, full of ardour. He knelt down and fired over me many times, conversing with me all the while.* At last he ran off, exclaiming, ‘You will probably not be sorry to hear that we are going to retreat. Good-day, my friend’.

It was dusk, when two squadrons of Prussian cavalry,* each of them two deep, came across the valley, and passed over me in full trot, lifting me from the ground, and tumbling me about cruelly.*

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Abridged from ‘The Fifteen Decisive Battles of the World, From Marathon to Waterloo’ (1908 edition) by Sir Edward Shepherd Creasy (1812-1878).

* This rumour was, of course, unfounded: Wellington saw the battle through to the end. See also Wellington’s Cook.

* The Frenchman kept up a breezy commentary on his targets and the progress of the battle — no more reliable, presumably, than the reports brought by the French officer a few moments earlier. It must have been galling to the Englishman to have to listen to it.

* The Prussians were allies of the British, and played a decisive role in the outcome of the battle. The size of a squadron varies but each one would be likely to have around 120 to 150 horses in it.

* By now it was about nine or ten in the evening and the battle was mostly over. However, Ponsonby’s long day was not. A badly-wounded English soldier crawled over his legs and lay there in a distressing state. A Prussian came by and rifled his pockets. At eleven, an English soldier happened by, ‘on the same errand’ as Ponsonby wearily supposed: but on learning that his mark was an officer, and on hearing the promise of a reward, he decided instead to stand guard over the fallen hero. Ponsonby was picked up at six the following morning, almost sixteen hours after he was first wounded, and taken to Waterloo where his treatment for seven distinct wounds included a surgical blood-letting of 6 pints (3.4 litres) spread over two days. Astonishingly, he survived.

Précis
The kindly French officer gave Ponsonby some brandy and eased his posture, but could not take him to safety and duty called him away. Ponsonby then had to endure spell as a rest for a cocky French sharpshooter, and even as the battle was ending a squadron of Prussian cavalry (his own side) trampled negligently over him.
Questions for Critics

1. What is the author aiming to achieve in writing this?

2. Note any words, devices or turns of phrase that strike you. How do they help the author communicate his ideas more effectively?

3. What impression does this passage make on you? How might you put that impression into words?

Based on The English Critic (1939) by NL Clay, drawing on The New Criticism: A Lecture Delivered at Columbia University, March 9, 1910, by J. E. Spingarn, Professor of Comparative Literature in Columbia University, USA.

Jigsaws

Express the ideas below in a single sentence, using different words as much as possible. Do not be satisfied with the first answer you think of; think of several, and choose the best.

A French officer gave Ponsonby brandy. Ponsonby never saw him again. He regretted it.

See if you can include one or more of these words in your answer.

IBattlefield. IIMeet. IIIWho.

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