Beginner’s Luck

THE others lost their grip early, and their joy along with it. Now and then one of them got a ten-strike, but the occurrence was so rare that it made no show alongside of my giant score.

The boys surrendered at the end of the half-hour, and put on their coats and gathered around me and in courteous, but sufficiently definite, language expressed their opinion of a seasoned expert who would stoop to lying and deception in order to rob kind and well-meaning friends.

The proprietor of the place stood by for a while saying nothing, then he came to my defence. He said: “It looks like a mystery, gentlemen, but it isn’t a mystery after it’s explained. That is a grooved alley; you’ve only to start a ball down it any way you please and the groove will do the rest; it will slam the ball against the northeast curve of the head pin every time, and nothing can save the ten from going down.”

abridged

Abridged from ‘Chapters from My Autobiography’ by Mark Twain (1835-1910).
Précis
Twain’s opponents gave up early and demanded to know why he had not told them that he was an expert bowler. Nothing he could say would convince them of his innocence. It was left to the alley’s owner to reveal that the lane they had given Twain had a groove designed to produce a ten-strike every time.
Questions for Critics

1. What is the author aiming to achieve in writing this?

2. Note any words, devices or turns of phrase that strike you. How do they help the author communicate his ideas more effectively?

3. What impression does this passage make on you? How might you put that impression into words?

Based on The English Critic (1939) by NL Clay, drawing on The New Criticism: A Lecture Delivered at Columbia University, March 9, 1910, by J. E. Spingarn, Professor of Comparative Literature in Columbia University, USA.

Sevens

Suggest answers to this question. See if you can limit one answer to exactly seven words.

Why did Twain’s friends give up playing after just half an hour?

Jigsaws

Express the ideas below in a single sentence, using different words as much as possible. Do not be satisfied with the first answer you think of; think of several, and choose the best.

Twain’s friends expected him to lose. Whoever lost paid for the drinks. This was their rule.

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