Polly Piper

ON board most ships there is a pet animal of some kind. Ours was a parrot, which was Jack Larmour’s aversion, from the exactness with which the bird had learned to imitate the calls of the boatswain’s whistle. Sometimes the parrot would pipe an order so correctly as to throw the ship into momentary confusion, and the first lieutenant into a volley of imprecations, consigning Poll to a warmer latitude than his native tropical forests.

One day a party of ladies paid us a visit aboard, and several had been hoisted on deck by the usual means of a ‘whip’ on the mainyard.* The chair had descended for another ‘whip,’ but scarcely had its fair freight been lifted out of the boat alongside, than the unlucky parrot piped ‘Let go!’* The order being instantly obeyed, the unfortunate lady, instead of being comfortably seated on deck, was soused overhead in the sea!* Luckily for Poll, Jack Larmour was on shore at the time, or this unseasonable assumption of the boatswain’s functions might have ended tragically.

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Abridged from ‘The Autobiography of a Seaman’ Vol. 1 (1861), by Thomas Cochrane, 10th Earl of Dundonald (1755-1860).

A whip or gantline is a simple rope and pulley, normally used for lifting cargo on and off the ship. The mainyard is a horizontal spar of the mainmast, from which the mainsail hangs down.

Note that the parrot did not actually say ‘Let go’ in so many words, but piped a command to loose the whip as if on a boatswain’s whistle.

Soused means thoroughly soaked, or plunged into liquid, especially into brine (salty water) for pickling.

Précis
The ‘Hind’ had a pet parrot, which could imitate all the boatswain’s piped commands. One day, a Norwegian party toured the ship, and as one lady was being lifted up onto the deck the parrot piped ‘Let go’. Instinctively, the crew complied, dropping her into the sea. Happily, the lieutenant was on hand to rescue her.
Questions for Critics

1. What is the author aiming to achieve in writing this?

2. Note any words, devices or turns of phrase that strike you. How do they help the author communicate his ideas more effectively?

3. What impression does this passage make on you? How might you put that impression into words?

Based on The English Critic (1939) by NL Clay, drawing on The New Criticism: A Lecture Delivered at Columbia University, March 9, 1910, by J. E. Spingarn, Professor of Comparative Literature in Columbia University, USA.

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Suggest answers to this question. See if you can limit one answer to exactly seven words.

Why did lieutenant Larmour dislike the ship’s parrot?

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