The Bashful Young Gentleman

THE young gentleman, without the slightest consideration, replies with many thanks, that she is remarkably well. ‘Well, Mr Hopkins!’ cries the young lady, ‘why, we heard she was bled yesterday evening, and have been perfectly miserable about her.’*

‘Oh, ah,’ says the young gentleman, ‘so she was. Oh, she’s very ill, very ill indeed.’ The young gentleman then shakes his head, and looks very desponding (he has been smiling perpetually up to this time), and after a short pause, gives his glove a great wrench at the wrist, and says, with a strong emphasis on the adjective, ‘Good morning, good morning.’

And making a great number of bows in acknowledgment of several little messages to his sister, walks backward a few paces, and comes with great violence against a lamp-post, knocking his hat off in the contact, which he is going to walk away without, until a great roar from a carter attracts his attention, when he picks it up, and tries to smile cheerfully to the young ladies, who are looking back, and who, he has the satisfaction of seeing, are all laughing heartily.

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Abridged from ‘Sketches of Young Gentlemen’ (1838) by Charles Dickens.

That is, Harriet was treated for a disease by bloodletting. William Harvey (1578-1657), physician to both James I and Charles I, and a scourge of all superstitions, was one of the first to prove that bloodletting is almost always completely ineffective (indeed, it generally weakens the patient). The practice continued until the later 19th century, typically when other avenues had been explored without success.

Questions for Critics

1. What is the author aiming to achieve in writing this?

2. Note any words, devices or turns of phrase that strike you. How do they help the author communicate his ideas more effectively?

3. What impression does this passage make on you? How might you put that impression into words?

Based on The English Critic (1939) by NL Clay, drawing on The New Criticism: A Lecture Delivered at Columbia University, March 9, 1910, by J. E. Spingarn, Professor of Comparative Literature in Columbia University, USA.

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Suggest answers to this question. See if you can limit one answer to exactly seven words.

Why was the girl so surprised to hear that Harriet was in good health?

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