Tom and Terrier

MONTMORENCY does not lack pluck; but there was something about the look of that cat that might have chilled the heart of the boldest dog. He stopped abruptly, and looked back at Tom.

Neither spoke; but the conversation was clearly as follows:—

The Cat: “Can I do anything for you?”

Montmorency: “No — no, thanks.”

The Cat: “Don’t you mind speaking, if you really want anything, you know.”

Montmorency (backing down the High Street): “Oh, no — not at all — certainly — don’t you trouble. I — I am afraid I’ve made a mistake. I thought I knew you. Sorry I disturbed you. Good morning.”

The Cat: “Good morning.”

Then the cat rose, and continued his trot; and Montmorency, fitting what he calls his tail carefully into its groove, came back to us, and took up an unimportant position in the rear.

To this day, if you say the word “Cats!” to Montmorency, he will visibly shrink and look up piteously at you, as if to say:

“Please don’t.”

Abridged from Three Men in a Boat, by Jerome K. Jerome.
Précis
Once Montmorency got up close to his intended victim, he quickly came to the conclusion that he had gone out of his league. Jerome imagined that his fox terrier excused himself to the cat very humbly, and claimed that Montmorency reacted nervously to the word ‘cats!’ ever after.
Questions for Critics

1. What is the author aiming to achieve in writing this?

2. Note any words, devices or turns of phrase that strike you. How do they help the author communicate his ideas more effectively?

3. What impression does this passage make on you? How might you put that impression into words?

Based on The English Critic (1939) by NL Clay, drawing on The New Criticism: A Lecture Delivered at Columbia University, March 9, 1910, by J. E. Spingarn, Professor of Comparative Literature in Columbia University, USA.

Sevens

Suggest answers to this question. See if you can limit one answer to exactly seven words.

Why did Montmorency stop abruptly?

Jigsaws

Express the ideas below in a single sentence, using different words as much as possible. Do not be satisfied with the first answer you think of; think of several, and choose the best.

Montmorency did not lack pluck. A big Tom cat once stared him out. The word ‘cats’ upset him ever after.

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