Fiction

Posts in The Copybook tagged ‘Fiction’

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With the Compliments of Mr Collins Jane Austen

There is an art to making one’s compliments seem artless.

Mr Bennet delights in meeting ridiculous people. His cousin, the Revd Mr Collins, is a revelation, singing the praises of his snobbish neighbour Lady Catherine de Bourgh, and her smothered, chronically ill daughter Anne.

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‘Nothing clears up one’s ideas like explaining them’ H. G. Wells

Muddle-headed inventor Professor Cavor needs to think aloud, and for reasons of his own Mr Bedford is anxious to listen.

Mr Bedford has complained about Professor Cavor’s habit of humming loudly as he passes by, thinking scientific thoughts, on his regular afternoon walk. As a result, the Professor’s walks have lost their magic, and Bedford feels guilty.

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‘This England’ William Shakespeare

John of Gaunt watches in despair as his country is milked for its wealth and shared out among the king’s favourites.

It is 1399, and for two years King Richard II has (in addition to legalised murder) been levying extortionate rents on the property of his opponents, and handing out grace-and-favour homes to his cronies. As John of Gaunt lies dying, he charges his nephew with being ‘landlord of England, not king’.

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‘Not one more!’ William Shakespeare

The prospect of facing daunting odds made his cousin quail, but Henry V acted like a true King.

The centrepiece of William Shakespeare’s play Henry V (?1599) is the Battle of Agincourt on October 25th, 1415, when Henry V clashed with the Dauphin (heir to the French crown) in a winner-takes-all struggle for England’s estates in France. That morning, an edgy Duke of Westmoreland regrets not bringing more men from England; but his cousin, King Henry, will have none of such talk.

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The Cat Who Walks by Himself Clay Lane

The sly cat hatches a plan to get all the benefits of domestic life without any of the responsibilities.

In this short tale by Rudyard Kipling, we learn how the Cat tried to get all the comforts of domestic life without doing any work in return.

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Jane Eyre Clay Lane

Her enemies made Jane stronger, but her lover struck a blow from which she might never recover.

Rebellious Jane needed all her fiery spirit to carry her through a loveless childhood, and a shocking discovery at the altar.

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