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As a parish clergyman and also a man of real social consequence, the Revd Mr Smith met all kinds of people from archbishops and men of science to farm hands and the girl-next-door. He treated all of them with the same blend of respect, sympathy and dry humour, and naturally, shook hands.

On meeting a young lady who had just entered the garden, and shaking hands with her: “I must,” he said, “give you a lesson in shaking hands, I see. There is nothing more characteristic than shakes of the hand. I have classified them. Lister,⁠ when he was here, illustrated some of them. Ask Mrs Sydney to show you his sketches of them when you go in.

“There is the high official — the body erect, and a rapid, short shake, near the chin. There is the mortmain⁠ — the flat hand introduced into your palm, and hardly conscious of its contiguity. The digital — one finger held out, much used by the high clergy. There is the shakus rusticus,⁠ where your hand is seized in an iron grasp, betokening rude health, warmheart, and distance from the Metropolis; but producing a strong sense of relief on your part when you find your hand released and your fingers unbroken. The next to this is the retentive shake — one which, beginning with vigour, pauses as it were to take breath, but without relinquishing its prey, and before you are aware begins again, till you feel anxious as to the result, and have no shake left in you.

“There are other varieties, but this is enough for one lesson.”

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Lister

Joseph Lister (1827-1912), the surgeon and pioneer of antiseptics, is the first name to spring to mind here but he would have been very young, only in his teens. His father, Joseph Jackson Lister (1786–1869), was a distinguished optician, physicist and Fellow of the Royal Society for his work in optical microscopes, and certainly possessed the artistic and scientific knowledge to draw well-observed handshakes. Smith, however, does not explicitly mention him.

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Mortmain

‘Mortmain’ literally means ‘dead hand’, which is why Smith is using the word. Historically, it referred to land granted to the Church in perpetuity.

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Shakus rusticus

‘Shakus rusticus’ is Dog-Latin, meaning ‘bumpkin’s shake’, a handshake from a country fellow.

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Saba Smith
Saba Smith, Lady Holland
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