Heracles and the Augean Stables

Heracles shows his capacity for thinking outside the box, but spoils it by trying to be just a little bit too clever.

Introduction

This post is number 5 in the series Twelve Labours of Heracles

Heracles has murdered his children in a fit of anger, and is performing a series of ‘Labours’ for his cousin King Eurystheus, to work off his guilt. Eurystheus would be just as happy if Heracles perished in his Labours, and in sending him now to clean out the stables of Augeas, King of Elis, appears to hope he can disgust him to death.

AUGEAS, King of Elis, had kept three thousand high-spirited cattle in an enclosure near his palace for thirty years without once mucking them out, even though they were of divine race and produced mountains of potent dung.

Nonetheless, on surveying the ghastly scene Heracles undertook to clear the stables in a day, in exchange for a tenth of the herd. Augeas agreed, unaware that this was supposed to be one of Heracles’s Labours of repentance, not a business transaction.

Heracles seized a mattock, and began excavating a trench. Soon two mighty rivers of Elis, the Alpheus and the Peneus, were flushing the stables out, and Heracles, well satisfied, stumped off to collect his three hundred head of cattle.

By this time, however, Augeas knew about the Labours, and withheld payment. In a rage, Heracles slew him, but Eurystheus, noting that Nature had done most of the work, voided the labour anyway, and sent Heracles to Stymphalia to deal with the man-eating birds of the marshes.

Based on ‘Library’ II.5.5 by Pseudo-Apollodorus (ca. 1st or 2nd century AD) and ‘Ode XI’ by Pindar (?522-?443 BC).

Next in series: Heracles and the Birds of Lake Stymphalia

Précis
Heracles cleaned up the vast cattle-pens of King Augeas, which nobody had mucked out for thirty years, in less than a day by diverting two rivers through them. But Augeas refused to pay the fee they had agreed after learning it should have been done for free, and Eurystheus disqualified the labour after hearing how Heracles had used water power.
Sevens

Suggest answers to this question. See if you can limit one answer to exactly seven words.

Why were the stables so filthy?

Suggestion

Nobody had cleaned them in thirty years.

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